Scott Feschuk is a columnist for the Maclean's magazine, a weekly from Toronto. Every year he comes up with some amazing jargons (see some samples above). This year's jargons, mostly based on proper nouns with their infamous traits impart new meanings that are both creative and hilarious. These feschukian jargons (see "2009 Definition Challenge" under the title "Definition Challenge: The Voting", dated Dec. 21, 2009) will open a new window for you.
Have some fun!